Dramatis Personae

Harry – the product of billions of years of evolution resulting in nearsightedness, baldness, and rotator cuff impingement. He spends his time performing complex, biochemical reactions in aqueous solutions. And playing fiddle.
Dawn – His beloved, whom he met in the folk dancing slums of a university town. They escaped academic persecution by hiding in a tribe of itinerant Morris dancers.
Rose – A voracious reader of great literature and comic books, who flaunts her endless hours of free time and rails against the suffering of parental-enforced slavery. Princess of Magical Bunny World ™ where “Everything is the same as here, only better.”
Samuel – Technological foil to his sister’s imaginary bunny world. He has a hormonally-driven interest in heavy construction equipment, which we hope will redirect itself before puberty.